You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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