problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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