Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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