I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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