it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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