Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
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he wants to bone in the snuggie
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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