I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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