Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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