"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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