You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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