Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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