he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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