I accidentally had phone sex last night
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
