He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
fuck your aforementioned shoe
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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