Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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