Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i think i have two assholes
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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