the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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