Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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