quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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