WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Two words: nipple clamps
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