Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
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