2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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