This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
if i died would you start the facebook group?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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