another moral hangover. fuck.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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