fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
love makes seman taste better
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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