never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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