tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He better not be in your backpack
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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