nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
i've created a new STD.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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