Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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