she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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