Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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