How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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