maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize