it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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