we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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