so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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