Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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