That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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