make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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