i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
why is half of my head shaved?
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