No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
