I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
3pm strippers are depressing
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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