All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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