ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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