Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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