Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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