It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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