This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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