4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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