Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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