as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
apparently the secret to your success is patron
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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