she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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