I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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