hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
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